Born

Stoke-on-Trent, England 

Position

Central Midfield

Nationality

English 

Height

5’10”

Weight

12st 4lbs

Previous Clubs

Bucknall Rovers,

Weston Coyney Wanderers

St. Edmund Hall, Oxford University

Clifford Chance, Chadwick End

Joined Lobster Pot

August 2001

Favorite Food:

Steak, Pasta

Favorite Drink

Munt Gay Rum & Ginger Ale

Favorite Band:

The Smiths

Favorite Pro Team:

Stoke City FC

Nickname:

Jezza, the Bald Eagle (several that are

probably unprintable from the rest

of the team)

Profile: Jez Leese – the newly bald Club secretary and Stoke City fanatic has suddenly found a bizarre goal touch which has been absent from his game for the twenty years previous to this one, with his 7 goals leading the team into Xmas.  Fame from Gazette pictures and local TV and radio coverage have not gone to his shiny head, although we understand signed photos can be obtained from the club for a very reasonable $10!!!!