Born

20 January 1972, Cape Town, South Africa

Position

Is this a trick question?

Nationality

South African

Height

5’10 (I think)

Weight

85 kg

Previous Clubs

Profile:  Saleem Mukuddem - how a man can be so unfit yet so fast over 20 yards is something only modern medical science can truly know.  Even Ramadan did nothing to slow the lightning wing play of the Springbok speedster, who still manages to find scoring a goal at the end of one of his mazy runs as easy as knitting fog.  The new skintight kit does his ample paunch no favours, as the recent Gazette photo will testify.