Born: Stockton on Tees, England

Position: Striker

Nationality: British

Height: 5' 9"

Weight: 10 stone 10 (150 pounds)

Previous Clubs: Arthur Andersen (5-a-side)

Joined Lobster Pot: September 2002

Favorite Food: Fish fingers, chips and baked beans

Favorite Drink Carling Premier

Favorite Band: Bros

Favorite Pro Team: Middlesbrough (‘Boro’) FC

Nickname: Sniffer, Fingers, Wavy, and "Ever Dangerous" as reported in the Gazette

Profile:  Golfer extraordinaire and poacher of goals, “Sniffer” is all set to take over Troy’s mantle as top scorer this season.  An attempt to lure him away to the Orangemen of MR’s over the summer proved unsuccessful and the boy from the North East hopes to lay waste to defences across the island over the next few months, when not on the golf course.  He has already opened his account for the current campaign and there is the promise of more to come from the surly skinhead striker.