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Joined Lobster Pot: 2003

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Profile:  The late signing of the chunky Bristolian gives us another option in defence and midfield, and thankfully a left footed one as the only other one had gone and done a runner.  The lack of any decent scrumpy in Bermuda should keep him sober, whilst the purchase of the late secretary’s weights and bench should keep him fighting fit as he attempts to play both football and rugby in Bermuda’s grueling climate.  Who's shorts are tighter  Jez's or Chris?