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Joined Lobster Pot: 1937

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Profile: (coach): After hogging the limelight as Pot top scorer for the last few years, the expanding girth meant playing regularly was no longer an option for the Somerset motor mouth and latter day lothario.  Showing a worrying descent into madness, he instead decided to coach our collection of dead beats, alcoholics and lard ar$es to try to make something resembling a football team out of us.  Next stop: turning water into wine.