Born:20 January 1972, Cape Town, South Africa

Position: Is this a trick question?

Nationality: South African

Height 5’10 (I think)

Weight: 85 kg on a good day

Previous Clubs: United (Cape Town)

Joined Lobster Pot: 2000

Favorite Food: Mince Curry and rotie

Favorite Drink: Coca Cola

Favorite Band: Techno

Favorite Pro Team: Manchester United

Nickname: “Jig”  "The Dream" , Cup Match MVP

Profile: How a man can be so unfit yet so fast over 20 yards is something only modern medical science can truly know.  He claims to be fitter for this season, on the back of his heroic MVP performance in Cup Match, so watch out!!  Already the scorer of the same number of goals this season in two games as he managed in nearly 20 last season (ie one!), the Springbok speedster aims to fill Troy’s boots and join Allison as a regular on the scoresheet.  He seems much happier in the roomier red and white kit as the skintight yellow shirts did his ample paunch no favours.